Hourglass Mage's definitions

Apprentice Douchebag

A Douchebag in training. Someone who is learning the trade of being a Douchebag.

"Dude what's his problem?"-Guy 1

"Oh, he's just currently a Apprentice Douchebag."-Guy 2

by Hourglass Mage November 11, 2011

Kisses Army

A term or curse you can use while playing videogames when you are unsure whether the next door or dungeon contains a large amount of enemies or a very large and difficult boss battle.

Bloody hell finding Kisses Army in this dungeon and I don't have enough potion.

by Hourglass Mage May 12, 2011

cadaverific

A funny yet true word to think of on the spot when talking about how dead a person is or looks. Used in TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 8 made by Team Four Star.

"Mr. Kent if you had one word to describe how dead that person is what would it be?"

"Cadaverific!!!"

by Hourglass Mage June 21, 2009

Its been done

The polite business way of telling someone that their idea is crap and has already been thought of.

Jeff: "Boss I have a great idea that can improve sales!!!"

Boss: "Its been done Jeff, I suggest you start looking for another place of employment."

by Hourglass Mage May 29, 2010

Friend Breaker Games

Usually mario style four player games fall into this category. Basically it means a videogame where you can usually screw over your friends by killing them or getting a large amount of points in a short time.

Regis- "This why I don't play with you guys when it comes to these friend breaker games." As she watched tom playing as mario throw her character off a cliff before the finish line.

Tom- "These things things just happen you know. And I owe you for using me as a jump platform to escape the lava.

by Hourglass Mage July 11, 2011

Because I'm Batman

Overall its a justifiable excuse for when you do something completely amazing or really stupid. From passing an exam to accidental setting your house on fire due to the fact that you didn't catch that last flaming chainsaw.

Example 1

Guy 1: "Dude how did you score with mandy last night?"

Guy 2: "Because I'm Batman!!"

Example 2

Officer: "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"

Guy 3: "It doesn't matter how fast I was going because I'm Batman!!!"

by Hourglass Mage May 29, 2011