Definitions by Horse Peener

Backup Glazed Donut 

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

Backup Glazed Donut by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

Binocular Birth 

When a woman has a vagina that resembles a double barrel shotgun and births two kids at the same time

My mothers binocular birth scarred our doctor for life.

Binocular Birth by Horse Peener May 5, 2022