Horse Peener's definitions

Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

Binocular Birth

When a woman has a vagina that resembles a double barrel shotgun and births two kids at the same time

My mothers binocular birth scarred our doctor for life.

by Horse Peener May 5, 2022