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TMC

Text Message Constipation

Barbara: I sent you a text last week about that, don't you remember.
Kid Cudi: You sent that last week?!? I just got it, my phone must have TMC.

by Horny Johnny May 18, 2011

Text Message Constipation

When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.

I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.

by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011