Horny Bastard's definitions

double fisteration

like double penitration but 2 guys fist a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time

me and john double fisted her real good

by horny bastard January 10, 2005

Juicing a Lemon

Is when you squeeze a girls pussy so hard she pisses on your hand

I juiced her lemon so hard her piss ran all over my hands.

by Horny bastard January 9, 2005

making chocolate milk

like {squeezing a lemon but where you squeeze her ass, squeezing it this hard makes it come out in a liquid form, like chocolate milk

mmmmm i love drinking freshly squeezed chocolate milk

by horny bastard January 28, 2005

clock

the thing that rings on the hour showing a woman when its time to fuck

BITCH its its 4 o-clock time for fucking

by Horny bastard January 9, 2005

coconuts

a girl with extremely hairy tits

damn bitch you need to clip those coconuts

by horny bastard January 11, 2005

one handing it

when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating

eww look at that dude one handing it in the car with the playboy mag

by horny bastard October 16, 2005

The Chili Dog

When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

who wants to eat this chili dog?

by horny bastard April 3, 2005