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Definitions by Horney badger

Tittywink 

When a females nipple is inadvertently and often times unknowingly exposed as in a wardrobe malfunction.
Mrs. Badger tittywinked us when she had to wrestle a cobra.
Tittywink by Horney badger January 6, 2017

Stripper dandruff 

Hair and pieces of glitter that one unknowingly obtain whilst at a strip club.
Mrs. Badger filed for divorce after Mr. Badger brought home stripper dandruff and rumble strips.

Rumble strips 

Textured for sexual pleasure
One may consider genital warts a form of rumble strips however, most prefer condoms ribbed for their pleasure a better alternative.
Rumble strips by Horney badger January 2, 2017