Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Horney badger

Tittywink

When a females nipple is inadvertently and often times unknowingly exposed as in a wardrobe malfunction.

Mrs. Badger tittywinked us when she had to wrestle a cobra.

Hair and pieces of glitter that one unknowingly obtain whilst at a strip club.

Mrs. Badger filed for divorce after Mr. Badger brought home stripper dandruff and rumble strips.

One may consider genital warts a form of rumble strips however, most prefer condoms ribbed for their pleasure a better alternative.