Horney badger's definitions

Rumble strips

Textured for sexual pleasure

One may consider genital warts a form of rumble strips however, most prefer condoms ribbed for their pleasure a better alternative.

by Horney badger January 2, 2017

Stripper dandruff

Hair and pieces of glitter that one unknowingly obtain whilst at a strip club.

Mrs. Badger filed for divorce after Mr. Badger brought home stripper dandruff and rumble strips.

by Horney badger January 2, 2017

Tittywink

When a females nipple is inadvertently and often times unknowingly exposed as in a wardrobe malfunction.

Mrs. Badger tittywinked us when she had to wrestle a cobra.

by Horney badger January 6, 2017