3 definitions by Horney badger

Tittywink

When a females nipple is inadvertently and often times unknowingly exposed as in a wardrobe malfunction.

Mrs. Badger tittywinked us when she had to wrestle a cobra.

by Horney badger January 6, 2017

Stripper dandruff

Hair and pieces of glitter that one unknowingly obtain whilst at a strip club.

Mrs. Badger filed for divorce after Mr. Badger brought home stripper dandruff and rumble strips.

by Horney badger January 2, 2017

Rumble strips

Textured for sexual pleasure

One may consider genital warts a form of rumble strips however, most prefer condoms ribbed for their pleasure a better alternative.

by Horney badger January 2, 2017