bone idle bastard

Extremely lazy (and usually quite fat) waste of space. Generally work shy and quite content to sit on its fat arse all day

Hey up fatty, ya bone idle bastard. Hard day sitting on your fat arse?

by Hoo See January 02, 2018

friggin me sen off

Yorkshire term for female masturbation. Most commonly used in the Doncaster area

Oooooh, I wer layin in me bed last night and a wer friggin me sen off

by Hoo See February 28, 2020

Mary

Mary, Chinese lady, usually runs a Chinese restaurant. Very good at shredding duck and chopping suey. Will quite happily deliver said delicacies to your front door in a little white carrier bag with some complimentary prawn crackers

It’s Saturday night, shall we get a Mary?

by Hoo See July 17, 2020

Frig

Yorkshire term for female masturbation. Commonly used in the Doncaster area.

Verb: to frig

Ooooh fuckin ell mate. I wer laying in me bed last night friggin me sen off thinkin about that fit lad a met int pub

by Hoo See October 24, 2019