Definitions by Hong Kong independence

Ng's Theory 

80/2 = 60. Ng's Theory is a very important mathematical theory developed by D&T teacher Mr Gordon Ng at La Salle Chollege in Hong Kong. He said during a lesson that 80 divided by 2 is 60, and said that again in another lesson. The students of Class 2G even wrote over 30 "proofs" of the theory.

A: What is 80/2?
B: 40?
A: No, it's 60, according to the great Ng's Theory.

Ng's Theory by Hong Kong independence November 4, 2019

Wan Lo 

Wan Lo is a music teacher at La Salle College in Hong Kong. He has very little hair. He teaches junior form music. The music instrument wanlodica is named after him. He sucks.

Student A: I like Wan Lo
Student B: Don't be so 8745

Wan Lo by Hong Kong independence November 9, 2018

Small Ng 

The same as 8745. It refers to one of the D&T teacher at La Salle College in Hong Kong (the other one is Chan Tong). He broke his leg when chasing a bus. He always ask people what is 8745 and always punish students to stand up.

Small Ng: What is 8745?
Student: You are 8745 and you are very 8745

Small Ng by Hong Kong independence October 5, 2018