9 definitions by Homob499
A girl from a shitty book about knowing when you’re gonna die. Cant remember the name tho. Unfortunately she’s living a lie and actually has died Multiple times. The reasons as to how are as followed
-gonna get run over
-drowning
-almost got shot (multiple times)
-car crash
-suplexed by erik
-zerik come and stabs her with a butter knife
-dies from eating to much
-kills herself with pillow
-drowns in a tub
-fucked by Colton
-Eats to many instruments
-death by stomach
-gonna get run over
-drowning
-almost got shot (multiple times)
-car crash
-suplexed by erik
-zerik come and stabs her with a butter knife
-dies from eating to much
-kills herself with pillow
-drowns in a tub
-fucked by Colton
-Eats to many instruments
-death by stomach
“Hey you hear of that ugly failed abortion spy shit thing girl?”
“Oh you mean iris?”
“Yeah that pair of tits”
“Oh you mean iris?”
“Yeah that pair of tits”
by Homob499 February 1, 2022
The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99
Punishable by death
Read more in (Donaldxjoe an lovers to enemies story) on Wattpad
Punishable by death
Read more in (Donaldxjoe an lovers to enemies story) on Wattpad
Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night
Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet
Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99
Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet
Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99
by Homob499 February 1, 2022