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Joeys sex life 101

A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it

“What are you reading?”

“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”

“Dude you have such great taste.”

by Homob499 February 1, 2022

Homo before 99

The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99

Punishable by death

Read more in (Donaldxjoe an lovers to enemies story) on Wattpad

Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night

Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet

Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99

by Homob499 January 31, 2022