Homob499's definitions

Iris

A girl from a shitty book about knowing when you’re gonna die. Cant remember the name tho. Unfortunately she’s living a lie and actually has died Multiple times. The reasons as to how are as followed

-gonna get run over

-drowning
-almost got shot (multiple times)
-car crash
-suplexed by erik
-zerik come and stabs her with a butter knife

-dies from eating to much
-kills herself with pillow

-drowns in a tub
-fucked by Colton

-Eats to many instruments

-death by stomach

“Hey you hear of that ugly failed abortion spy shit thing girl?”

“Oh you mean iris?”

“Yeah that pair of tits”

by Homob499 January 31, 2022

Homo before 99

The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99

Punishable by death

Read more in (Donaldxjoe an lovers to enemies story) on Wattpad

Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night

Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet

Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99

by Homob499 January 31, 2022