Homer Simpson's definitions

sweater meat

Boobs.

Dude, check out the sweater meat on this fucking slut!

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

horny

Obsessive thoughts about getting some.

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.

by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003

candy

A word I started using to replace the well over-used word "sweet". I used to say sweet, and then added the "like candy" for emphasis. "Man, that car is sweet like candy." I then shortened it to simply "candy". I use it instead of sweet in everyday conversation.

1 dude..."Dude, there's free ber at the Junction tonight!"
Another dude..."Candy."

Now if I could just find a word to use instead of dude...

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003