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clam

Carl: Look I just want the fucking clam dead okay, no fancy shit.

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Prisoner: Jason was a cocksucking clam, he fucking deserved it
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
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zoop

Old Australian slang word referring to someone who is a loser or a poser. Used in wog communities during the 90s and 2000s.
Ibrahim: mate I'm a legend

Hammer: oh yeah? zoop more like it
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
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Get sonned

The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.

A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.
*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*

*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*

Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
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yikes

Used to express shock, revulsion and often sarcasm. Often used in social media as a reaction to someone who is acting erratically or expressing very radical or extremist views.
OP : "omg guys im having a panic attack, im really mentally fucked up im so anxious, i am really mentally ill like I got anxiety, depression, bipolar, schizophrenia, split personality, dyslexia, autism, i really need help guys PLZZZ GUYS"

Commenter: "yikes"

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OP: Women shouldn't have rights

Commenter: That's a yikes from me dawg
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
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resume of dicks

A promiscuous woman's sexual history.

A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.
Woman: "I've been with many high value men, I think my resume speaks for itself"

Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"
by Homeless Chicken May 7, 2023
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crud monkey

A generic programmer whose job revolves around create, read, update and delete, aka CRUD
95% of programmers are just useless crud monkeys, dumb crud monkey
by Homeless Chicken December 22, 2022
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