Definitions by Holy Zafeiriou Bible

Bertianismos 

A new religion which will have its first believers after a zombie apocalypse. It will be about admiring and worshipping Bertos a man with a perfect vocabulary which consisted of "your mom" and "hihihihiiiiii". He will be the new god to the new world and his apprentice Lorentis will show to the world what a great man and a leader he was

Believers of Bertianismos: Oh HEIL GRANDE BERTOS

Bertianismos by Holy Zafeiriou Bible June 22, 2022

Zygoris 

The man who considers virgin mary to be overrated

Zygoris: Panagia is overrated

Zygoris by Holy Zafeiriou Bible December 7, 2021

Zafeiriou 

He's a great person with special abilities. Basically he's a god with many women

All girls: Ahh Zafeiriou is so hot I want him
Rest of the world: Me too

Zafeiriou by Holy Zafeiriou Bible December 7, 2021

Zafeiriou 

An entity above all. He is the most handsome person to ever exist. He's powerful. He makes every girl wet when he talks to her. He can unlock a bra by looking at it

Someone: when Zafeiriou falls the stars make a wish

Zafeiriou by Holy Zafeiriou Bible November 20, 2021

Zygores 

A simple man who looks like a pomak

Zygores: The Panagia is overrated

Zygores by Holy Zafeiriou Bible November 20, 2021

Giannis Zafeiriou 

He's the definition of a MAN. He's the god and the G.O.A.T himself. Always knows how to satisfy every girl. He's funny and the most hot man to ever exist. All men want to be like him but noone is able to achieve that

Someone: Oh I wish as handsome as Giannis Zafeiriou
Someone 2: You know that he's unique and noone can be as perfect as him right?
Someone: Yeah I know that

Giannis Zafeiriou by Holy Zafeiriou Bible November 20, 2021

Zafeiriou 

He is the god himself. He always gets every girl and there's noone better or even close to him

Someone: Oh father Zafeiriou it's my pleasure to call your holy name

Zafeiriou by Holy Zafeiriou Bible November 20, 2021