Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hobo Destroyer

Snow Crotch

It's like fire crotch (red heads having red pubes) but this is with an albino person having white pubes.

Jim: "Hey did you you see the new guy? He's albino"
Joe: "Looks like we got a snow crotch."

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It's the name given to retards that play "Blizzard" brand games like "World Of Warcraft."

Melissa: "Come on Drew we're going to be late."
Drew: I can't I am fighting a mage in the mystical forrest."
Melissa: "You're such a Blizztard."

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The syndrome that all men have, that makes them incapable of winning an argument with a women.

"I was about to win my first fight ever with my wife, then my man syndrome kicked in."

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It's much like the "mile high club," but much more difficult. You have to have sex (preferably a different person each time) in all 50 states.

"It took me almost six months, but I got in the 50 State Club."

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The smile you get when you're around a friend who's mom, sister, or girlfriend you have boned (had sex with).

"I can't go around mike, I'll get a Boned Smile."

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It's in the movie Step Brothers.

"When I dried my body off after my shower I got amazing Chest Pubes"

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When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.

"Man I just got Douche Joked by Todd."

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