The smile you get when you're around a friend who's mom, sister, or girlfriend you have boned (had sex with).
by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009
When you (usually a guy) goes down on someone (usually a girl) for the first time and you don't really know what to do, but you refuse to ask for directions.
by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009
It's like fire crotch (red heads having red pubes) but this is with an albino person having white pubes.
by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009
It's much like the "mile high club," but much more difficult. You have to have sex (preferably a different person each time) in all 50 states.
by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009
It's the look you get when one of your parents walk on you jacking off. You usually stare at them with an open mouth saying "uh," and it's followed by "It's not what it looks like," or "I was just scratching."
by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009
Melissa: "Come on Drew we're going to be late."
Drew: I can't I am fighting a mage in the mystical forrest."
Melissa: "You're such a Blizztard."
Drew: I can't I am fighting a mage in the mystical forrest."
Melissa: "You're such a Blizztard."
by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009
When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.
by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009