Hobo Destroyer's definitions

Chest Pubes

Chest hair that is curly, like pubes.

It's in the movie Step Brothers.

"When I dried my body off after my shower I got amazing Chest Pubes"

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Jack Faced

It's the look you get when one of your parents walk on you jacking off. You usually stare at them with an open mouth saying "uh," and it's followed by "It's not what it looks like," or "I was just scratching."

"Man I was totally Jack Faced when my mom walked in on me jacking it."

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Alley Jerked

Getting a hand job from a cheap hooker in an alley way. Usually behind the dumpster or outside the "EXIT" door of the building you're getting the hand job at.

"Dude I just got Alley Jerked behind that warehouse for only four dollars!"

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Douche Joked

When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.

"Man I just got Douche Joked by Todd."

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Pitty Friend

When you fell so sorry for someone (pitty them), usually an outcast, and you're friends with them, even if you don't like them. (You probably won't really like them anyway.)

"Hey he's not my friend, he's my Pitty Friend."

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Going Down Clueless

When you (usually a guy) goes down on someone (usually a girl) for the first time and you don't really know what to do, but you refuse to ask for directions.

"Man I was with my girl last night and I totally went Going Down Clueless, but I managed"

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

50 State Club

It's much like the "mile high club," but much more difficult. You have to have sex (preferably a different person each time) in all 50 states.

"It took me almost six months, but I got in the 50 State Club."

by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009