Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.
Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!
by HitlerOfGrammar November 08, 2017
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The Fux

If someone has the fux it means that they are essentially a pussy magnet. They can sexually attract anyone of their choice.
Dude 1: You hear about Tyler last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, heard he got laid at the party.
Dude 1: What could you expect? He got the fux.
Dude 2: Nigga u gay af.
by HitlerOfGrammar November 08, 2017
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Blowtoe

For all y'all kinky ass moefuckers, the blowtoe is the toe people with foot fetishes suck on. It can also be the action of sucking on that toe.
Girl: Fuck you doing?
Guy: Giving you a blowtoe.
Girl: Fuck is that?
Guy: Fuck sake woman I'm a kinky fucker.
by HitlerOfGrammar November 08, 2017
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