Dude 1: Man, Trump won the election.
Dude 2: Look at all his supporters chanting his name in front of the Trump Tower.
Dude 1: Fucking trumpets.
Dude 2: Look at all his supporters chanting his name in front of the Trump Tower.
Dude 1: Fucking trumpets.
by HitlerOfGrammar November 26, 2016
For all y'all kinky ass moefuckers, the blowtoe is the toe people with foot fetishes suck on. It can also be the action of sucking on that toe.
Girl: Fuck you doing?
Guy: Giving you a blowtoe.
Girl: Fuck is that?
Guy: Fuck sake woman I'm a kinky fucker.
Guy: Giving you a blowtoe.
Girl: Fuck is that?
Guy: Fuck sake woman I'm a kinky fucker.
by HitlerOfGrammar November 08, 2017
If someone has the fux it means that they are essentially a pussy magnet. They can sexually attract anyone of their choice.
Dude 1: You hear about Tyler last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, heard he got laid at the party.
Dude 1: What could you expect? He got the fux.
Dude 2: Nigga u gay af.
Dude 2: Yeah, heard he got laid at the party.
Dude 1: What could you expect? He got the fux.
Dude 2: Nigga u gay af.
by HitlerOfGrammar November 08, 2017