3 definitions by Hitchhiker42

A euphemism for men's testicles. Most people just call them balls or nuts, but if you want to get creative, they can be called bastards berries.
She kicked him in the bastards berries and he doubled over in pain.
by Hitchhiker42 April 8, 2020
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A gay person who is crazy. Someone who obviously has a few screws loose based on the way they dress, extreme makeup or fashion choices. You might see one being interviewed on the TV news and think to yourself “that is one crazy motherfucker.”
Did you see that 7 foot tall black guy being interviewed on TV? Dude was wearing silver rollerskates, rainbow hair extensions, pink eyeshadow and talon fingernails? Man what a fruitbat. I couldn’t even listen to what he was saying to the reporter because his outfit was so weird, you know?
by Hitchhiker42 January 27, 2023
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A female with multicoloured hair and tattered Bohemian clothing, also referred to as a Crunchie. They are generally seen hanging around their Wookie boyfriends in the parking lot of a Phish concert or lolling about some public space. They sometimes make a living by selling knotted bracelets made from hemp string or objects they found dumpster diving.
Check out that dumpster fairy with the aquamarine hair. Why is she with that stinky Wookie? He must have concert tickets or really good weed.
by Hitchhiker42 February 11, 2018
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