His Bud's definitions

Cranker

1) A woman that has birthed two or more children that are less than 12 months apart.

2) A woman that marries a guy and conceives relatively, imediately - generally on the honeymoon.

My bud, you married a cranker.

by His Bud April 16, 2006

Cum Receptacle

1) Any orifice on a woman.
2) Any orifice on a male homosexual.

Hi Mark, have you met my cum receptacle?

Suck it you little cum receptacle!

by His Bud March 25, 2006

Beercan

1) Describes a female’s ass, while standing, you could set a beer can on it. Generally found on Afro-American women. Although their asses are nice, a beercan is rarly found on white, hispanic, or asian women.

2) The obvious - a can used to hold a fermented liquid made of hops and barley.

Look at the beercan on her!

by His Bud April 16, 2006