Definitions by Hiro Yamamoto

Hollywood Screen Test 

When a cop in a rural area drives out into the middle of nowhere with a handcuffed suspect in back, slams on the brakes and causes the person to fly into the screen cage, causing them much pain and discomfort.

This asshole in the back keeps acting up, he's gonna get called for a Hollywood Screen Test.

Hollywood Screen Test by Hiro Yamamoto November 11, 2006

Polish Breath Mint 

The weird, smelly, cake-like thing that they put in men's room urinals.

You keep mouthing off and you're gonna get the Polish Breath Mint in your drink.

Polish Breath Mint by Hiro Yamamoto November 9, 2005

Night Dive

Taking a dump on a dive mask, then putting the mask onto your passed-out drunk friend.

You keep mouthing off, you're gonna go for a night dive tonight.

Night Dive by Hiro Yamamoto August 25, 2005

Seattle speedball 

Coffee and a bong-toke

I like to start my day with the sports page and a Seattle speedball, see how Ichiro's hitting.

Seattle speedball by Hiro Yamamoto June 28, 2005