2 definitions by High fructose corn sex

high fructose corn syrup

What you use when you’re out of lube

We were out of lube last night so I used High Fructose Corn Syrup and it felt so good!

The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.

Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!

Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!