High fructose corn sex's definitions

rule 69 of sex

The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.

Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!

Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!

by High fructose corn sex January 14, 2018

high fructose corn syrup

What you use when you’re out of lube

We were out of lube last night so I used High Fructose Corn Syrup and it felt so good!

by High fructose corn sex January 14, 2018