Definitions by Hi

ASCII art 

fun and useful to bypass cnesors on message boards

like this
....................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\...

ASCII art by hi May 13, 2005

vertical spooning 

Or otherwise known at squatting on each other

J.Depp is my dream vertical spoonage partner

vertical spooning by hi May 13, 2005

CTU 

Counter terrorism unit in Fox's show 24.

"Jack Bauer works at CTU."

CTU by hi May 13, 2005

fat joe 

An ugly, but proud Puerto Rican lard ass who looks more like a zumo-wrestler than anything, he acts black which is the funniest part of it.

His raps are pretty lame as well

fat joe by hi April 15, 2005

carmen electra 

Carmen Electra is prolly the sexiest women ever. The combination of Native American & Caucasian gave her that stunning face which looks like a work of art, of course her body is nice too.

la la la la la la laaaa laaaaa laa laaa

carmen electra by hi April 15, 2005

purple nurple

Black women's nipples are AKA purple nurple's

Dizam that fly honey got some big purple nurples

purple nurple by hi April 12, 2005

...! 

...! means you are shocked or in a coma from someone's stupidity and/or gayness (etc).

Guy #1: I'm gay.
Guy #2: ...!

...! by Hi April 10, 2005