When you have sex with a condom and all the yellow moisture you generate cakes on top of your pubic hair. The smell of the 'tard patch is bitter and funny, just like mustard. It also becomes really mustardy if all the remains of your condom come out onto the hair.
by hexicon September 13, 2006
Term related to Antlers, The Thumb Wave, or Fluffing, Growing Antlers is becoming standard sexual practice in the fields of pornography and commercial theater casting. One chick on her knees working two standing guy's cocks. Smiling at the camera.
Too bad you didn't come along Brandon... This chick was into Growing Antlers. Maybe I shoulda called Tuan.
by Hexicon January 05, 2007