Definitions by Herr Heilster

emo boys kissing 

Emo boys kissing. Right. It's when remedial 'scene' shites decide it'll be cute and clever to pull, giving just-as-murderable emo girls slimey knickers and actual homos a boner. It's about as interesting and original as Courtney Love getting her baps out.

"Dude, that's girl's like TOTALLY checking up on you. Wanna make out?"

"OMG, emo boys kissing! Let's screw to My Chemical Romance and say 'lol' out loud! Ahahaha!"

emo boys kissing by Herr Heilster January 13, 2007

cunkey

A sphynx cat, as seen in Austin Powers. They're weirdass lil' critters, which I find particularly similar to small monkeys. So cat + monkey = cunkey. You love it.

"This is a song, for the sad man, the cunkey man, the sad man cunkey."

cunkey by Herr Heilster May 30, 2006