Herr Doktor Grauwolf's definitions
anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.
Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 24, 2009
Get the black velvet elvismug. when a trusted banking institution is forced to file for bankruptcy protection as a direct result of its unethical or illegal financial practices and gross mismanagement of its shareholders funds
Angry guy: Dude! I just heard on the news that our bank is filing for bankruptcy!
Really angry guy's friend: Hey, call it what it really is! It's 'bankcorruptcy'! 'Nemo Me Impune Lacesset', bro!!! What say we organize us a good old Tea Party and storm their corporate headquarters?
Really angry guy's friend: Hey, call it what it really is! It's 'bankcorruptcy'! 'Nemo Me Impune Lacesset', bro!!! What say we organize us a good old Tea Party and storm their corporate headquarters?
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf August 27, 2009
Get the bankcorruptcymug. ersatz rockabilly music; an affectation of rockabilly relying upon an exaggerated, overly repetitive "hiccup" combined with slick, often overdubbed recording techniques lacking the verve or raw, energetic talent and drive of the original rockform
DJ: Hey Dude, Bobby Vee's "Rubber Ball" was total mockabilly! Its even had symphonic backup and Jersey chicks singing "bouncy, bouncy"!
Dude: Whaa? Violins? Not fiddles? Northern chicks? Uncool, daddio!
Dude: Whaa? Violins? Not fiddles? Northern chicks? Uncool, daddio!
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 15, 2009
Get the mockabillymug. by Herr Doktor Grauwolf December 31, 2008
Get the Harlett O'Scaramug.