Definitions by Herr Doktor Grauwolf
neologatrophy
the sudden and devastating shrinking of a writer's self-worth after they submit a new word to the Urban Dictionary and are rejected. May affect male organs if severe.
Old professor Wilhelm submitted a great new word to the Urban Dictionary and all he got was rejection and subsequent neologatrophy. Poor sod gots nothin' but snow peas for testicles, now!
neologatrophy by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 17, 2009
mockabilly
ersatz rockabilly music; an affectation of rockabilly relying upon an exaggerated, overly repetitive "hiccup" combined with slick, often overdubbed recording techniques lacking the verve or raw, energetic talent and drive of the original rockform
DJ: Hey Dude, Bobby Vee's "Rubber Ball" was total mockabilly! Its even had symphonic backup and Jersey chicks singing "bouncy, bouncy"!
Dude: Whaa? Violins? Not fiddles? Northern chicks? Uncool, daddio!
Dude: Whaa? Violins? Not fiddles? Northern chicks? Uncool, daddio!
mockabilly by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 15, 2009
Harlett O'Scara
Harlett O'Scara by Herr Doktor Grauwolf December 31, 2008
dradle
A toy top invented by Moses for young boys to have something else to play with while healing from their bris milah.
Momma, give Bernie
his dradle already! Such a screaming
whakkenweiner! So, you want him suffering ODD*, too?
his dradle already! Such a screaming
whakkenweiner! So, you want him suffering ODD*, too?
dradle by Herr Doktor Grauwolf December 20, 2008