Herr Doktor Grauwolf's definitions

bankcorruptcy

when a trusted banking institution is forced to file for bankruptcy protection as a direct result of its unethical or illegal financial practices and gross mismanagement of its shareholders funds

Angry guy: Dude! I just heard on the news that our bank is filing for bankruptcy!
Really angry guy's friend: Hey, call it what it really is! It's 'bankcorruptcy'! 'Nemo Me Impune Lacesset', bro!!! What say we organize us a good old Tea Party and storm their corporate headquarters?

by Herr Doktor Grauwolf August 27, 2009

black velvet elvis

anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.

Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"

by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 24, 2009

flocculation

the socially deviant act of fornication with multiple farm animals. Considered by some, an irredeemable sin as it transcends common bestiality.

Bernie: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Since my last confession, I have engaged in flocculation with three sheep, big time. But only once."
Padre: "My son, for you, you sick little bastard, there can be no salvation!"

by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 19, 2009

obamanation

a state of beauty and grace; paradoxically, an antonym of the nearly identical sounding word, abomination

Wilhelm: "Let the obamanation begin!"
Vlad: "What! Your attitude surprises me!"
Wilhelm: "Typically,you misunderstand. What I said was, obamanation, not abomination. Big difference."
Vlad: "I smell neologistic revisionism!"

by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 21, 2009