Definitions by Hero_ofthenight

Bologna balls 

When he teabags you but his balls are so loose and saggy it feels like your face is being covered with a piece of bologna.

Last night Richard tried to spice up his sex life but instead of a teabag he gave Sandra bologna balls.

Bologna balls by Hero_ofthenight December 30, 2018

Fresno Fruit Fetish 

When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.

Last night Richie introduced me to his Fresno Fruit Fetish. Best cantaloupe I've ever tasted.

Fresno Fruit Fetish by Hero_ofthenight May 9, 2018

Fresno Fruit Fetish 

When a man pleases himself and ejaculates into a fresh fruit and then slices it and serves it to a woman and watches her eat it.

John told me he has a Fresno Fruit Fetish and to pick up some fresh strawberries

Fresno Fruit Fetish by Hero_ofthenight March 8, 2018

Puddin' Parfait 

When you're fucking a girl from behind and pull out, only to notice you've got a Little Bit of Cosby on your dick

Dude last night Julie let me try anal and we made Puddin' Parfait

Puddin' Parfait by Hero_ofthenight March 6, 2018

Northern Nightcap 

When a Canadian is going down on you while simultaneously drinking whiskey out of a straw to celebrate your orgasm.

Give me a NORTHERN Nightcap and I'll sleep like a baby

Northern Nightcap by Hero_ofthenight March 6, 2018