bagnpo

An acronym which stands for: Bitch Ain't Got No Panties On.

"Bagnpo alert! I'll be hittin' that for sure!"

by HeroHandy June 04, 2019

nosepacker

Slang for rhinal rocket - a packing used to treat severe nosebleeds. Not to be confused with nosepicker, a person who frequently needs a nosepacker from all that digging in their freaking nose.

"I need a nosepacker stat! This bleeder is severe!"

by HeroHandy May 07, 2019

Office mom

The woman at the office (or any work place, really) who can always be relied upon for things your mom would always have or be prepared for, ie; snacks, tampons, bandaid, postage stamps, lunch money, sage advice. Everyone loves the office mom.

Girl co-worker: "Do you have a tampon and any chocolate?"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"

by HeroHandy May 04, 2019

flash handy

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."

by HeroHandy May 07, 2019

Pintraitor

A pinterest user who follows about 500 people for the same topic, but only views their own posts.

"That pintraitor is just trying to endorse their own posts! Lame!"

by HeroHandy May 07, 2019

Hot Claudia

Prolonged, full contact hugs from a sexy, large breasted woman that a group of men collectively lusts for - who is also completely out of said group's league. Successful contact results in bragging rights among the group.

Me: "I scored some hot Claudia this morning!"
Friend: "yeah- I hung out for about 20 minutes, but I couldn't close the deal."

by HeroHandy April 24, 2019

Pube Toob

Refers to something of topic that a pubescent boy or girl would search/watch on youtube.

"I caught Hank trying to peep some titties on pube toob last night."

by HeroHandy May 04, 2019