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Definitions by Herman Merman Bitch

Pull an OJ 

Person 1: Hey Person 2, want to hit the thrift store?
Person 2: Sure Person 1! Ive been itching to pull an oj all day!!
Nothing bad can come from this!!(:

A piping hot cup of Joe 

Hot sex with your plumber.
I'll take a piping hot cup of joe, (; maybe later you could....clean my pipes?
The professional clap-back of email courtesy. Any of the following (see examples) means go fuck yourself.

Best,

HermanMermanBitch
Dear Blank,

As per my last email...
Going Forward...
Hope this helps...

Best,

Name
Best, by Herman Merman Bitch April 24, 2020