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Definitions by Herbie Dongsporran

Blimpanzee 

A morbidly obese black who's inevitable demise is only ever one chocolate bar away.
'The witless, waddling Blimpanzees Diane and David were oblivious to the pandemonium and carnage caused by their impenetrable fumes of sweaty piss pong which instantly triggered a government cobra meeting as the windowless chamber was being evacuated.

The natural immunity of the brainless fat fucks Diane and David allowed them to remain calm and seated during the entire crisis'.

Boonspan 

The wingspan of your average black being.
Despite weeks of meticulous planning for Black Friday, a hapless Marquavias was seduced by a flat screen tv so large that it even exceeded his vast boonspan.

His greed and lust for crime, left him empty handed as he was caught red handed with incompatible surround stink speakers’.

Afrotang 

The flesh rotting, bewildering stink(s) leaking from the ghastly, flammable and abhorrent bug hives on the bonce of your average BLM fodder.
‘The marrow melting vapours of afrotang brewed by the shrewdness of BLM gatherers and their gormless white liberal acolytes made short work of smelting Bristol’s Edward Colston statue with its brain foaming funk.’
Afrotang by Herbie Dongsporran February 5, 2022

Incoontinence

AKA BLM Spook Speak

The uncontrollable and never ending steamy stool drool masquerading as civil rights speak that flows forth from the dingy lipped nimrods who blindly mouth shart over the human race with this abstract, ignorant boon brained bollocks.
‘Whilst attending this farce of a ‘civil rights’ movement, Deontang and his fellow woketards took the knee whilst drowning in their own nonsensical incoontinence.’

If only they could swim…

Bellcro Strip 

AKA Spoff Rug

The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.

Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
‘As Olympian Daley Tom wrenched his spent bollocks from the Bellcro strip of his lovers spunk glazed mandible, he wept.’
Aka Chimples

The mottled, pustulant facial boon boils most commonly contracted from dismal nutritional intake, chiefly fried chicken, jerk goat and kool aid.
‘The complexion of the triplets DeMarcus, Keithroy and Marquavias drew loud gasps from the staff at the drive thru window,
where they were seen plucking and picking each other’s disfiguring,
rancid masks of blackne with their feet whilst consuming fistfuls of chicken wings.’

‘The staff instantly recognised the notorious triplets from their police descriptions which resembled two ping pong balls in a bowl of rasisins or two boiled eggs floating in a dish of prunes.’
Blackne by Herbie Dongsporran January 23, 2022

Faggotrix 

The shit stabbing theatrical companion who often associates with rancid, loud and graceless tarts.
‘As promised, Mrs Lawreson’s favourite faggotrix Crispin accompanied her to the salon to get her corpulent gammon hangers waxed before they hit the town for cocktails.’

‘A mid seizure Crispin gagged and minced as the suicidal squad of therapist gathered the stifling quantity of detritus from her freshly scythed twathole. But as a loyal faggotrix, said nothing regarding her dripping mess of a yawning stubbly clump, which no man nor beast would dare present his bell towards.’
Faggotrix by Herbie Dongsporran January 16, 2022