Indelible stain of a baked or steamed in shit stain within a persons underpants, bed clothes, pyjamas
Common amongst patrons of bookmakers, gamers, anglers, coach drivers, truckers, the chronically bone idle/workshy and long haul pilots. AKA Skid Halo.
Common amongst patrons of bookmakers, gamers, anglers, coach drivers, truckers, the chronically bone idle/workshy and long haul pilots. AKA Skid Halo.
Tragically, an unsuspecting launderette owner leapt to his death after unzipping an anonymous holdall containing undergarments riddled with mighty skid ghosts. Police speculate the skull-splitting skid ghost vapours fueld his suicidal delirium.
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Get the Clump Sporran mug.‘Upon closer inspection of Jada’s gristly twat lips, the student ginecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking’.
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The mottled, pustulant facial boon boils most commonly contracted from dismal nutritional intake, chiefly fried chicken, jerk goat and kool aid.
The mottled, pustulant facial boon boils most commonly contracted from dismal nutritional intake, chiefly fried chicken, jerk goat and kool aid.
‘The complexion of the triplets DeMarcus, Keithroy and Marquavias drew loud gasps from the staff at the drive thru window,
where they were seen plucking and picking each other’s disfiguring,
rancid masks of blackne with their feet whilst consuming fistfuls of chicken wings.’
‘The staff instantly recognised the notorious triplets from their police descriptions which resembled two ping pong balls in a bowl of rasisins or two boiled eggs floating in a dish of prunes.’
where they were seen plucking and picking each other’s disfiguring,
rancid masks of blackne with their feet whilst consuming fistfuls of chicken wings.’
‘The staff instantly recognised the notorious triplets from their police descriptions which resembled two ping pong balls in a bowl of rasisins or two boiled eggs floating in a dish of prunes.’
by Herbie Dongsporran January 23, 2022
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Sometimes consumed dry but frequently moistened by perspiration around the anus.
Consumed with a garnish of coarse black hair, this is a staple of middle-eastern cuisine.
Sometimes consumed dry but frequently moistened by perspiration around the anus.
Consumed with a garnish of coarse black hair, this is a staple of middle-eastern cuisine.
Tired and famished, a slouching Saddiq chawed on his fingernails, reaping the bounty of an extended early morning ass gouging. A Sadiq's Supper.
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Believed to be located way up the batty pipe of all practitioners of the appaling pastime of shit-stabbing poovery.
Believed to be located way up the batty pipe of all practitioners of the appaling pastime of shit-stabbing poovery.
‘After receiving his Olympic gold medal. Daley Tom’s choc-clit also received a tickle from his husband’s shit streaked prick. ‘Before being fisted beyond function’
by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021
Get the Choc-clit mug.‘As promised, Mrs Lawreson’s favourite faggotrix Crispin accompanied her to the salon to get her corpulent gammon hangers waxed before they hit the town for cocktails.’
‘A mid seizure Crispin gagged and minced as the suicidal squad of therapist gathered the stifling quantity of detritus from her freshly scythed twathole. But as a loyal faggotrix, said nothing regarding her dripping mess of a yawning stubbly clump, which no man nor beast would dare present his bell towards.’
‘A mid seizure Crispin gagged and minced as the suicidal squad of therapist gathered the stifling quantity of detritus from her freshly scythed twathole. But as a loyal faggotrix, said nothing regarding her dripping mess of a yawning stubbly clump, which no man nor beast would dare present his bell towards.’
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