Encarta

a know-it-all-asshole.

Put your brights on, here comes Encarta.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

seafood lover

a lesbian, or any male obsessed with performing cunnilingus

I got all roly-poly for that party and it turned out to be a seafood lover buffet.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

sphincter blink

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.

I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

merc

1. short for mercenary, which is a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army. Used by urban geeks to describe the culprit in a fantasy ambush.
2. anyone who serves or works merely for monetary gain; a mugger

Last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002