2 definitions by Henry Litchford
The Walrus Theory is the general theory which states that when a guy is around other guys for so long that when he sees an ugly girl she appears very attractive. The theory is derived from sailors hundreds of years ago who would sail for years on end without seeing a single female and would then begin to think that the walruses in the ocean were beautiful mermaids.
Jimmy: "I just got back from that two month long all guys summer camp and saw that Helga must have lost weight, shes lookin' fine!"
Tyler: "Dude, Helga hasn't changed, you're just suffering from The Walrus Theory."
Tyler: "Dude, Helga hasn't changed, you're just suffering from The Walrus Theory."
by Henry Litchford February 17, 2012
Doing anything related to church. This includes but is not limited to: going to church, attending church, attending highschool/college group, going to Passion or other christian concerts, and serving the poor with members of the church. Someone who is in the act of churching on most occasions will not leave and is therefore useless to non-churching friends.
Alex: "Hey guys we have an extra ticket to see Iron Maiden, who should we invite?"
Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."
Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."
Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."
Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."
by Henry Litchford December 5, 2011