oert 

An oert Is a beer belly that is in a symbiotic relationship with a human host, you must feed your oert to keep ia alive and it in return keeps you warm at night. In conclusion an oert is a beutiful parasite that will keep you happy for the rest of your life.

My oert is getting angry i need food now!!!

Damn son that man has a big oert.

oert by HempingXavi1 December 13, 2020

Oert 

an omnipotent being that is otherworldly yet visits this planet from time to time to grace it with its presence

is that an angel??
no that is an oert

Oert by sweetnight August 29, 2021

Oert 

an omnipotent being that is otherworldly yet visits this planet from time to time to grace it with its presence

person : omg is that a perfect gay angel ???
person : no that is an oert

Oert by sweetnight August 29, 2021

Oertel 

An 'Oertel' (Afrikaans term) is the name given to a small creature that has somehow found his way into the world, but its existence is so new that it has no name/classification yet, so we call it an 'oertel'. It can also be used as a term of endearment.

1. Look at that little 'oertel'. Isn't it oddly cute?

2. Mom: Why didn't you wash the dishes today, oertel?

Oertel by DirtyDirtyDiana June 11, 2019

Oertel 

Afrikaans word for a very unattractive person, neigh a down-right ugly looking human being.Mostly used in context of describing unattractive women.

Wow, that girl is an "oertel"! I used to date a "oertel" Afrikaans - Daai girl is 'n flippen "Oertel" man! Sis!

Oertel by Hannas Banannas March 28, 2009

q oertUfhhkjhv bajhrb ytvhr7698nu59-ur bhiuythjvb h 

im so bored why am i still alive kill me (or just email this word to me) whatever

why am i still alive q oertUfhhkjhv bajhrb ytvhr7698nu59-ur bhiuythjvb h.

q oertUfhhkjhv bajhrb ytvhr7698nu59-ur bhiuythjvb h by ..........................gvn June 17, 2020

oertle 

my family that makes sure i'm well fead.(Er-tle)

The Oertle family

oertle by .haunted.._ May 12, 2022