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Donkey Punch

Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.
I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault.
Donkey Punch by Hemp lover October 29, 2009
"Your cock is big and hard," she said, even though it wasn't.
Cock by Hemp Lover October 29, 2009