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Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.
I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault.
by Hemp lover October 29, 2009

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The male sex organ.
"Your cock is big and hard," she said, even though it wasn't.
by Hemp Lover October 29, 2009

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