HellsingDMC's definitions

Marriage

The act of sealing your fate and selling your soul to one person, and then possibly losing everything you own when you get a divorce. Notice how I didn't say if?

"What demon did you sell your soul to this time?"

"Marriage."

by HellsingDMC October 31, 2014

Style Points

Coming up with creative ways to commit suicide for exiting this world so that way the rest of us can have a good topic to talk about for five minutes.

"Did you know that when the guy jumped off that bridge he did a back flip dressed as Ezio?"

"Well clearly he missed the haystack; he was obviously doing it for Style Points."

by HellsingDMC October 31, 2014