Babysitting

The art of chopping up children into tiny pieces very carefully, disemboweling them with care, and selling their organs on eBay for the low, low price of $19.95.

"Babysitting is a great way to show some responsibility, always make sure your tools are sterile and out of reach for young children."

by HellsingDMC November 01, 2014

Children

The embodiment of evil itself bundled up into a little energetic ball of spiraling emotions which leads into hyper activities that involve you getting up from your comfy spot to supervise them.

"Children spelled backwards is Satan."

"Really?"

"No. It's a recipe for disaster."

by HellsingDMC October 31, 2014