Definitions by Hells Angel 69

Scurryfunge 

A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time he/she knocks on the door.

-John Gould's Maine Lingo: Boiled Owls, Billdads, and Wazzats, 1975

My hectic scurryfunge was the result of a missed call from Bob saying he'd come over.

Scurryfunge by Hells Angel 69 June 1, 2009

Libberwort 

Food or drink that makes one idle and stupid; food with no nutritional value, junk food.

Mmm...libberwort...
-Homer Simpson, 2005

Libberwort by Hells Angel 69 June 1, 2009