your computer is about to crash

when you click on a video of a cat looking angry that was posted on discord you hear this before your computer commit toaster bath

user: posts cat video

me: clicks

video: your computer is about to crash

my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Hehe I cheated May 05, 2021

MATH

its an acronym for mental abuse to humans

math is an acronym

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

by Hehe I cheated April 29, 2021

stand up comedy

boner joke

(haha get it cause your pp stands up when you get it)

cock joke? more like stand up comedy

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

banana eater

someone who eats bananas.

what, were you expecting a sex definition??

me after eating my 69420th banana: man im such a banana eater

friend: how the fuck have you not died of potassium poisoning

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

the giant enemy spider

ne ne denenene denenenene neneneeee ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne

you see a lot of people didnt know that there was originally supposed to be a boss battle

THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

ne ne denenene denenenene neneneeeeee ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

hand sanitizer man

Canada's second official supervillain (the first being PeePeePooPoo man) he walks around carrying a bottle of hand sanitizer squirting it at whoever or whatever he wants whenever he wants. as of typing this the hand sanitizer man has not been identified.

friend: why is my car covered in hand sanitizer

me: must have been the hand sanitizer man

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

qscazxefvdrthngbyjmhnilkop

you have surpassed boredom. you have typed every QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM combo that exists in urban dictionary. you missed 14 tests and your final exams. are you happy?

qscazxefvdrthngbyjmhnilkop

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021