Hecktrocutioner420's definitions

Royal

Royal is a type of cryptid that is a series of squirrels, possums, and pigeons, all sharing the same old man costume. A Royal drinks white wine and tells a ton of lies. If you see a Royal, you’ll become allergic to dairy.

I can’t go to Dairy Queen, bro. I saw a Royal last week. Soft-serve gives me diarrhea now. I also can’t tell you what’s real and not real!

by Hecktrocutioner420 May 24, 2019