Definitions by He needeth some milk me thinks

Atomic meltdown 

After a particularly undercooked meal atomic meltdown can occur, leaving toxic sludge on the back pan of your toilet from violent diarrhoea.

After that curry last night I had the worst atomic meltdown, the Mrs vomited cleaning the toilet afterwards.

Atomic meltdown by He needeth some milk me thinks December 22, 2020

Shwindmill 

Windmilling with a shewee

Look at Dave shwindmilling that piss all over the ceiling

Shwindmill by He needeth some milk me thinks December 22, 2020