HawaiianPunch1's definitions

Eufy

Eufy is something that cleans houses and your problems away and looks like a mini-UFO.

Steve: Eufy! You're awesome!

Eufy: You're awesome too!

*engine noises.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 13, 2024

Soquid

Soquid is the physical term for a semi-solid. Soquid is a state of matter between a solid and a liquid. While similar to a solid in some respects (it can support its own weight and hold its shape), a soquid also shares some properties of liquids, such as shape conformity to something applying pressure to it, or the ability to flow under pressure. Soquids can also hold peaks. Soquids flow more slowly and are "thicker" than a liquid. Semi-melted Jolly Rancher, Peanut Butter, Slushies, and the Wendy's Frosty are all examples of soquids.

Dude: Whoa! Have you heard about that state of matter!
Dude 2:Yeah! The one between a solid and a liquid.
Twin Girls: You two sound intellectually sexy!
Dude and Dude 2: Want to go grab a soquid?
Twin Girls: Mmm. A sexy word for frosty. Sure!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 15, 2011

Kraterd

Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.

Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).

Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.

Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.

Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.

*an hour later.

Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).

by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023

Diphenylprolinol

Diphenylprolinol is a mild stimulant that is a norepinephrine dopamine reuptake inhibitor. It's a research chemical and cognitive enhancer.
Oral dose (tentative)
Light: 15 – 20 mg
Common: 20 – 40 mg
Strong: 40 – 50+ mg

Duration is 3 to 6+ hours.

I took 30mg of Diphenylprolinol and I was energetic and studying.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 18, 2022

Cheeseburger head

Cheeseburger head is similar to a meat head. You eat tons of cheeseburgers, sometimes chicken sandwiches and fish sandwiches and chicken wings, but mainly cheeseburgers. You're becoming shredded and absolute unit. You exercise for 30 minutes to 120+ minutes lifting weights and machines and treadmill and stairs, then eat cheeseburgers. You becoming shredded like Dave Palumbo!

Holy crap! It's the shredded cheeseburger head that spends all day in gym.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 4, 2024

Sauce

Sauce is stuff that you put on food like burgers. Barbecue sauce and French dressing sauce both go well with burgers.

Sauce is also slang for ejaculatory or cum. It's used in cartoon porn sites to ask the artist to draw the same picture with "sauce" on it.

This burger is delicious! Good thing I added French dressing to the burger and fries. And ketchup sauce.

Dude: This porn picture of Judy Neutron is hot! Sauce?

Artist: Here's a picture with sauce.

Dude: Thanks.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 20, 2021

Vitamin F2

Vitamin F2 is Fast Food. Chicken Wings and French Fries and a soda, Cheeseburger and French Fries and a soda, Chicken Wings and Vegetable Fried Rice and a soda, Fish Sandwich and French Fries and a soda, Pizza and Soda, Beef Patty and soda. Vitamin F2 should be taken in moderation and in combination with the gym. Aim for mostly home cooked food.

Tony: I ate Vitamin F2 after my workout.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 15, 2024