D-MAX

D-MAX, or DMAX, is Dimethylallylxanthine. Sometimes 10 times stronger than Caffeine (TMX, Trimethylxanthine), yet the same amount of heart stimulation. So 20mg DMAX will feel like 200mg of Caffeine in mental effects, yet be super mild on the heart and blood pressure like 20mg Caffeine. While caffeine kicks in in 1/2 an hour, DMAX kicks in at 3 hours.

Dave: I tried 20mg of DMAX (or D-MAX) and it kicked in at around 3 hours. It felt like a Monster energy drink. It's super caffeine.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2024

Vitamin P

Vitamin P is short for Propylhexedrine. It could be Propylhexedrine Acetate, Propylhexedrine Carbonate, or Propylhexedrine HCl (Propylhexedrine Hydrochloride). It helps wirh ADHD because it helps you focus, relax, concentrate, remember stuff, clean the house, calculate, and more. The dose is 175mg to 525mg+.

With Vitamin P, cleanings a breeze! With Vitamin P, even homework a breeze!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 14, 2024

Piperine

Piperine is the chemical found in black pepper that gives it it's spice. Piperine is the scientific name for pepper.

Steve: Kevin, can you pass the piperine?

Kevin: Sure!

Steve: Fernando, can you pass the sodium chloride?

Fernando: Here you go!

by HawaiianPunch1 June 17, 2021

PPAP

PPAP stands for Pen Pineapple Apple Pen. It's that song by Pikotaro.

It also stands for the stimulant, PhenylPropylAminoPentane.

PPAP!
I have a pen, I have an apple;
Uh!
Apple pen!
I have a pen, I have pineapple;
Uh!
Pineapple pen!
Apple pen, pineapple pen;
Uh!
Pen pineapple apple pen!

I tried 40 mg of PPAP and a monster energy drink and I was buzzing.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2021

NZT-48

NZT-48 is a fictional drug from the movie Limitless that enhances intelligence. It gives you energy, problem solving skills, a good memory while under it's effects, and a temporary four digit IQ. Once it wears off, you are back to normal. Side effects may include headaches, nausea, vomiting, slow thinking, and even death. In the movie, Eddie Morra hires a lab to make a side effect free NZT called NZT-49. NZT is inspired by NSI-189, Modafinil, Flmodafinil, Hydrafinil, Afobazole, Oxiracetam, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Adderall, and Ritalin.

Eddie Morra: After taking NZT-48, my thoughts became clear and I was able to write my book.

by HawaiianPunch1 October 13, 2021

Capsaicin

Capsaicin is a natural chemical found in spicy peppers. It is found in pepperoncini peppers, hot cherry peppers, jalapeño peppers, cayenne peppers, habanero peppers, ghost peppers, Carolina reapers, Pepper X, Plutonium hot sauce, and more. The hotter the pepper or chip or hot sauce, the more capsaicin it has and the higher the scoville level. Don't just jump right in to the spiciest peppers and hot sauces. Slowly build up your tolerance. Capsaicin is good for your heart.

I tried 5 hot cherry peppers. Hot cherry peppers have a scoville of about 2,500 to 5,000. That's not a lot of capsaicin. Red devil is delicious and has a scoville level of 800 to 1,200. Cayenne peppers have a scoville level of 30,000 to 50,000. Habanero peppers has a spice level of 100,000 to 350,000 scoville. Carolina reaper has a scoville level of 1,400,000 to 2,200,000 (about 1/8 the level of pure capsaicin). Pure capsaicin is 16,000,000 scoville.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 01, 2022

Alien

Someone who is smarter than a ratty, but dumber than a nerd. Aliens are smart, but nerds are a whole lot smarter. Sometimes, it could be a nerd with ADHD which is an alien or ratty or alien ratty hybrid, but once they take a Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Methiopropamine, Flodafinil, Adderall, Ritalin, Provigil, Strattera, Vyvanse, or Concerta, they become normal nerd temporarily. Some Aliens can be pretty strong.

Steve: I'm strong and smart. Maybe not the smartest, and maybe I'm forgetful and unfocused, but still. Alien power!

*takes a Modafiendz.

Steve: Now I'm even smarter temporarily. I become nerd for a while. And I remember stuff and I'm calm and focused.

*Drinks soda and eats cheetos and a slice of pumpkin pie.

Steve: Pi=3.1415926, unless of course it's lemon merengue.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024