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Definitions by HawaiianPunch1

Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!

You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.
Gimme Adipex, or I will kick your ass highly buff alien style!
Alien by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024
My Eufy! I got a eufy!
Eufy by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024

Cheese Tooth 

Steve: Mmmmm. Delicious FUCKING cheese! I have a Cheese tooth!
Cheese Tooth by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024
Someone who is smarter than a ratty, but dumber than a nerd. Aliens are smart, but nerds are a whole lot smarter. Sometimes, it could be a nerd with ADHD which is an alien or ratty or alien ratty hybrid, but once they take a Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Methiopropamine, Flodafinil, Adderall, Ritalin, Provigil, Strattera, Vyvanse, or Concerta, they become normal nerd temporarily. Some Aliens can be pretty strong.
Steve: I'm strong and smart. Maybe not the smartest, and maybe I'm forgetful and unfocused, but still. Alien power!

*takes a Modafiendz.

Steve: Now I'm even smarter temporarily. I become nerd for a while. And I remember stuff and I'm calm and focused.

*Drinks soda and eats cheetos and a slice of pumpkin pie.

Steve: Pi=3.1415926, unless of course it's lemon merengue.
Alien by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024
Eufy is like a pet mini-UFO, except that it cleans. It cleans more than dirt. Eufy cleans away your few toxic ex-girlfriends, your insecurities, mental problems, marital issues, and more. Eufy is the best.
Steve: Eufy is awesome!

Dave: Yeah, it is. I bet urban dictionary is too lame to put this definition in the dictionary. Or is it cool and will add it?

Alien: I got a Eufy too!
Eufy by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024

Cheese tooth 

It's when you like cheese. Eating more cheese leads to stronger teeth. Plus, it's delicious. Cheese tooth is when you like beef, milk, cheese, and yogurt.
Steve: Mmmmmm, cheese.

*eats cheese.

Dave: Steve. You have a cheese tooth.
Cheese tooth by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024

Phenidic acid 

Phenidic acid, or Ritalinic Acid, or Evitalinic Acid is a portmanteau of 2-{Phen}yl-2-(p{i}peri{d}in-2-yl) acet{ic} {acid}. It is used to make Methylphenidate (Ritalin) and Ethylphenidate (Evitalin) by reacting it with methanol and ethanol. 2-Phenyl-2-(piperidin-2-yl) acetic acid is awesome!
Steve: I reacted Phenidic acid and Methanol to make Methylphenidate (Ritalin). I used the rest of the Phenidic acid to make Ethylphenidate (Evitalin).
Phenidic acid by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024