hanks break

The act of pausing a Tom Hanks Movie in order to crank one out, therefore releasing the nervous energy created by watching such a talented Actor.

"It took me 7 1/2 hours to get through Saving Private Ryan, just one Hanks Break after another"

by Harry kidace February 21, 2016

spermafrost

The layers of ejaculate that build up in the carpet adjacent to a computer with internet access.

Put down plastic lining so you don't get a spermafrost build up and lose your cleaning deposit.

by Harry kidace January 31, 2014