Clever ploy for getting a member of the opposite sex back to your apartment. This innocent proposition usually leads to dry humping and eventual penatration.
by Harry Moe Lester January 13, 2016
Dude, I got the worst case of Dorito Dick last night. I was eating Doritos and watching TV when Wild Things came on. I looked down after the swimming pool scene and my dick looked like a 9 inch Cheeto.
by Harry Moe Lester February 27, 2015
Large sunglasses that cover so much of a girls face that mediocre girls look hot making a 5 look like an 8.
Guy 1: Dude, check out that honey with the shades
Guy 2: Her? I know her, she's kinda busted. It's hard to tell with those three point glasses
Guy 2: Her? I know her, she's kinda busted. It's hard to tell with those three point glasses
by Harry Moe Lester December 13, 2013
by Harry Moe Lester September 18, 2020