Large sunglasses that cover so much of a girls face that mediocre girls look hot making a 5 look like an 8.
Guy 1: Dude, check out that honey with the shades
Guy 2: Her? I know her, she's kinda busted. It's hard to tell with those three point glasses
Buy a
Three point glasses
mug!
When you are eating Doritios while masturbating and your penis gets Dorito dust all over it
Dude, I got the worst case of Dorito Dick last night. I was eating Doritos and watching TV when Wild Things came on. I looked down after the swimming pool scene and my dick looked like a 9 inch Cheeto.
Clever ploy for getting a member of the opposite sex back to your apartment. This innocent proposition usually leads to dry humping and eventual penatration.
I invited Kate over for Netflix and Chill, had her in the bedroom within an hour
Buy a
Netflix and chill
mug!
Racist term for a Chinese restaurant
I'm gonna hit up that new slope joint for lunch, heard their rangoons are amazing
