Hardoneous Maximus's definitions

flaming heebie jeebies

The third and final stage of a stomach flu when your asshole burns so bad that you scream out loud when the watery shit shoots out. Stage one, the hershey squirts, stage two, dribbling jeestas.

Charlie: Hey Ron, why are you walking so funny.

Ron: You know that stomach flu that hit me, it's at the flaming heebie jeebies stage. One more shit and I'll die.

by Hardoneous Maximus November 13, 2011

leg room

Extra room in a pair of pants to accomodate an enormous penis.

Mary: Hey Sue, check out Joe, he looks different.

Sue: That's because he has leg room in those pants. You can't see the bulge from his enormous penis.

Mary: I pefer his skinny jeans

by Hardoneous Maximus June 13, 2011

brown down under

Another term for a wet fart or shitting one's self.

Karen: I can't believe it, I was doing squats at the gym, now I'm brown down under.

by Hardoneous Maximus November 13, 2011