2 definitions by Hard as Tits
n., a severe, chronic disorder caused by the atrophy of the 'giveashit' gland in the brain. Often characterized by daydreams and hallucinations of military coups and Marxism during potentially important events in one's life. Usually brought on during bullshit English classes when a five page paper is due, which results in sudden amnesia, often forgetting to do the assignment. However effects of this disease are limited and result in getting 'A' in the class.
That kid is humming the Soviet National Anthem and looking up Robespierre on Wikipedia when he should be studying, I am pretty sure he has Driscoll Syndrome.
by Hard as Tits February 13, 2009
n,v. the act or action of simultaneously having a coffee, cigarette, and a pastry, esp. strudel in your hands. Most performers of this act may wear designer glasses and a sweater over a button-up t-shirt, buttoned to the very top. Mostly seen outside a Kaffeehaus or universities around the world
Hey, that Grad student in Literature is smoking, drinking coffee, blogging on their MacPro, and eating Streusselkuchen at the same time, that is the best Austrian Juggle ever.
by Hard as Tits October 29, 2009