Definitions by Hard Barstow

hard barstow 

the coolest person in recorded history; sent back in time to teach you how to be cool and keep it moving

I want to be like Hard Barstow when I grow up. He is so cool. All of the chicks dig him.

hard barstow by Hard Barstow February 10, 2004

jack mama

a close relative of Joe Mama

-knock, knock
-who's there?
-jack
-jack who?
-jack mama

jack mama by Hard Barstow February 10, 2004

Trankster 

my homegirl

-Where's the party at
-At the Tranksters house

Trankster by Hard Barstow February 10, 2004

Indianapolis Colts 

An NFL team that dismantled the piece-of-shit denver broncos in the 2004 playoffs (41-10). The broncos suck and will never, ever, be a credible NFL team. shannahan is a bitch.

Fuck the broncos.

Indianapolis Colts by Hard Barstow January 4, 2004