Jqxza

A completely made-up word designed to mess with people during a game of Urban Dictionary Scrabble. It has no meaning, no pronunciation, and no real use other than to frustrate people when they try to look it up, only to find out it's just a trap to waste their time. Congratulations, you just got "Jqxza’d”!

A good way to memorize this “word” is that it is all 4 8+ value tiles back to back in alphabetical order, followed by an A.

“I play Jqxza for 54 points!”
“That’s not a real word, even in Urban Dictionary Scrabble!”
“Oh yeah? Look it up?”
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

eptic gamer

A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.

Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.

by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023

Invite Competition

A challenge seen on some Discord servers where members compete to bring in the most new invites to a server, typically with rewards like special roles, perks, or prizes for whoever recruits the most people. Often used to grow the community quickly.

Yo, our server just launched an invite competition! Whoever brings in the most new members by the end of the week gets VIP access and a custom role!

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

Elonoma

A condition resulting in the extreme thinning of the skin. This severe condition renders the subject unable to cope with criticism or ridicule of any nature. Side effects include: pettiness, decreased wit, hypocrisy, biases, pasty skin, and the need to act out bad puns in real life. The condition can be triggered by the sudden loss of wealth, the realization that people only like you for your money, and terrible business decisions.

Breaking News: Former president Donald Trump has developed a bad case of Elonoma! He has been ordered to consult a mental health physician and self-isolate from online activities immediately.

by HappyCleaner82 December 18, 2022

granama

The ancient, crusty ancestor who aggressively spoils the newest family members with expired sweets, bear-hug wedgies, and ear-piercing, weathered back-scratchers claimed to be "good luck charms."

Realizing that Aunt Marge's granama reputation preceded her, Ned braced himself and clung to his dignity, as she approached with arms wide open, ready to smother him with questionable chocolates and infamous long-underwear-lifting action.

by HappyCleaner82 June 02, 2023

sawalich

The aggressive dance performed by an exceptionally sweaty individual, often resembling a drunken crab on fire, that results in unintended body contact with innocent bystanders, leaving them traumatized and with the desperate urge to sanitize themselves.

At the party last night, Dave got outrageously wasted and pulled out his infamous sawalich routine, miraculously managing to clear not only the center of the dancefloor, but to also convince everyone to reconsider their friendships with him.

by HappyCleaner82 June 02, 2023

poganima

The unholy offspring of cursed copulation between a wild pogo stick and an incompetent drunk priest's failed attempt at exorcising spirits from an innocent grandma. Known to manifest on the dance floor of pop punk concerts and putrid nightmares.

As Fiona danced at the punk rock concert, the sight of a wobbly poganima bouncing beside her caused swift perspiration, reminding her of that haunting smell from her uncle's gym socks under her bed.

by HappyCleaner82 June 02, 2023