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Forgautumn

The time period in middle age where you can’t remember the things you used to know.

I can’t remember my grandkids’ birthdays ever since I turned 50. I’m a total ditz in my forgautumn.

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Unexpected but welcome nudity, such as you walk into a room and catch your wife naked,

Bob came home early and caught his wife getting into the shower and was treated to some rare gratudity.

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