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When a person of the male persuasion feels a sense of attraction for a man or woman, with an obvious bulge in their jeans to show for it.
Whenever I watch our sweaty neighbor, John, mowing his lawn without a shirt, in those truly tight and revealing shorts, I get all rammy in my wranglers. He certainly knows how to put on a show.
by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006
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Get the dick it up mug.An expression used to describe dick-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly sex. They may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an "I break for BEARS!!!" bumper sticker on their trucks. They may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and sexy smile. Truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or wang wranglers)...all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming passion for sucking each other's sausage.
Ken and Josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other's crotch as much oral attention as possible. They absolutely love smokin' the bear.
by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007
Get the smokin' the bear mug.1) When two guys unzip and slide their sausage into each others pants for some serious grinding action.
2) An all-male party where the guys are cruising each other and loving it.
2) An all-male party where the guys are cruising each other and loving it.
1) Things always get really sticky when Steve and John unzip their jeans and slide their dicks into each tthers pants for a little slide and grind action. They love the thrill of doing a sausage party in men's changing rooms and even at work, in the back of the wharehouse on their breaks.
2) Josh and Wayne always throw wild sausage partys every Friday night at their home in the country, with dudes checking each other out and often stepping outside to make out in the garden behind their home.
2) Josh and Wayne always throw wild sausage partys every Friday night at their home in the country, with dudes checking each other out and often stepping outside to make out in the garden behind their home.
by Happy Wolf January 18, 2008
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That guy, from next door, working on my car always manages to put a serious a tingle in my tool. I'd be happy to show him how to use another kind of tool.
by Happy Wolf December 21, 2006
Get the tingle in my tool mug.When one guy gets sucked off by someone else and their partner gets to lap up all the spooge that is dripping off of their guy's home-grown sausage and meat balls.
When I come back from a sweaty day of work me and my man always know what to give each other for an after dinner dessert...tube steak and white gravy. We like to take the time to work each other over for seconds and thirds.
by Happy Wolf August 22, 2008
Get the tube steak and white gravy mug.To painfully demonstrate that you know nothing about homosexuals, with thoughtless comments and actions. This term especially applies to people who make homophobic remarks in the presence of a Gay person. Such remarks are often made with the assumption that no homosexuals are actually present to witness their painful lack of social graces. In the real world, it pays to know something about homosexuals. Ignorance can be expensive.
Example #1: Saying to Bob (your Gay neighbor), "Hey, thanks for returning my mail again. Our new mail carrier keeps putting my mail in your box. What a stupid fag!"
Example #2: Saying to Joe (your Gay boss who is thinking about giving you a promotion), "You know, I hate to sound like a gossip but Jack, our new sales rep, is such a homo. I think he's been checking you out. Talk about Jack Nasty. Just wanted you to know...I already warned the rest of the guys in our department to watch out in the men's room for our new little crotch hawk."
Example #3: Saying to your hair stylist (the proud mother of a Lesbian daughter) "Can you believe those two woman on TV want to get married? It's like they want special rights or something. Talk about the wrong family values!!!"
Example #4: Making homophobic jokes in front of your (Gay) waiter with your bros after a game.
Example #5: Commenting to a (Gay) toll collector as a car with a rainbow sticker drives away "Guess they're everywhere. Hope they go back to Brokeback Mountain and stay there. By the way, how do I get back to my hotel?"
Example #6:
John: "You know Shelly keeps hitting on Jeff at work."
Wayne: "Yeah, you would think she would leave him alone. He keeps a picture of a guy on his desk. The way it shows them holding hands does not say 'brother' to me."
John: "I know for a fact that Jeff has been living with that guy for years. Sorry to say Shelly is more than a little homostupid."
Example #2: Saying to Joe (your Gay boss who is thinking about giving you a promotion), "You know, I hate to sound like a gossip but Jack, our new sales rep, is such a homo. I think he's been checking you out. Talk about Jack Nasty. Just wanted you to know...I already warned the rest of the guys in our department to watch out in the men's room for our new little crotch hawk."
Example #3: Saying to your hair stylist (the proud mother of a Lesbian daughter) "Can you believe those two woman on TV want to get married? It's like they want special rights or something. Talk about the wrong family values!!!"
Example #4: Making homophobic jokes in front of your (Gay) waiter with your bros after a game.
Example #5: Commenting to a (Gay) toll collector as a car with a rainbow sticker drives away "Guess they're everywhere. Hope they go back to Brokeback Mountain and stay there. By the way, how do I get back to my hotel?"
Example #6:
John: "You know Shelly keeps hitting on Jeff at work."
Wayne: "Yeah, you would think she would leave him alone. He keeps a picture of a guy on his desk. The way it shows them holding hands does not say 'brother' to me."
John: "I know for a fact that Jeff has been living with that guy for years. Sorry to say Shelly is more than a little homostupid."
by Happy Wolf January 22, 2007
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