Happy Gilmore 's definitions

hosel rocket

When one golfer stands in front of another with his pants down and allows the other to try and drive the ball in the hole in one shot.

Tom and I were on the back nine when he tried the ole “hosel rocket” and missed and left a large bruise on my right cheek!

by Happy Gilmore February 11, 2018

Fat Mike

A lil chubby boy who's a bit of a douche

Oh I just want to pinch those chubby little cheeks

by Happy Gilmore September 17, 2004