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Definitions by Happy Gilmore

hosel rocket

When one golfer stands in front of another with his pants down and allows the other to try and drive the ball in the hole in one shot.
Tom and I were on the back nine when he tried the ole “hosel rocket” and missed and left a large bruise on my right cheek!
hosel rocket by Happy Gilmore February 11, 2018
A lil chubby boy who's a bit of a douche
Oh I just want to pinch those chubby little cheeks
Fat Mike by Happy Gilmore September 17, 2004