Definitions by Happy Diver
Tortilla Bomb
What happens to a super-hot young Mexican girl between 19 and 30 years of age. That inevitable mysterious 60+ pounds that turns a "10" into a "2" in just a few years.
Hey, Pedro, who was that chick you were with yesterday?
That was my sister, Maria. You know her.
Wow! I didn't even recognize her. What the heck happened to HER?
You know, man. The tortilla bomb went off after she got out of high school.
Wow, she got as big as a house, dude.
Yeah, I know. She eats everything in sight.
That was my sister, Maria. You know her.
Wow! I didn't even recognize her. What the heck happened to HER?
You know, man. The tortilla bomb went off after she got out of high school.
Wow, she got as big as a house, dude.
Yeah, I know. She eats everything in sight.
Tortilla Bomb by Happy Diver November 2, 2011
Vanilla Slurpy
Vanilla Slurpy by Happy Diver September 14, 2011
greasy slider
I would rather take a dump before I get a shower because I hate dropping a "greasy slider" after a shower.
greasy slider by happy diver March 23, 2011
pussy crumbs
Noun. That mess left in your sheets after a long bangin', and your woman's creamy jizz dries on her and then falls onto your sheets. Resembling that someone with severe psoriasis just slept in your bed.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.
Guy: Dude, what the hell is all that crap in your bed? Are you really sunburned?
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".
pussy crumbs by happy diver March 21, 2011
Pouty
noun. Term used to describe over-inflated outer pussy lips. Commonly found on a woman who was really fat at one time, but now she is much thinner. She still has a big fat snapper. When a chick loses weight, the hooters are the first to go, but the snapper usually stays big and fat.
Guy: Dude, you're ho looks great since she lost all that weight.
Friend: Yeah, I know, but she still has a big "pouty" hangin' on her. Look at that big bulge in her shorts.
Friend: Yeah, I know, but she still has a big "pouty" hangin' on her. Look at that big bulge in her shorts.
Pouty by happy diver March 21, 2011
Gingified
Hey, where's Bob, I thought he was coming out tonight?
No, he's still "Gingified".
Aw man, why is he so PW over that Ginger?
No, he's still "Gingified".
Aw man, why is he so PW over that Ginger?
Gingified by happy diver March 3, 2011