Skip to main content

Definitions by Hans Gruben

Executive 

Executive: is an erection you have whilst at work. However its only known as an 'executive' if you wear a suit to work.
Sitting at your desk, doing some spreadsheets. Then the hot girl from Marketing walks in. BOOM. Executive.
Executive by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010

Stealth trousers 

These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.

They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.
Oh shit dude, I wish I was wearing my stealth trousers right about now!
Stealth trousers by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010