Hans Gruben's definitions

Executive

Executive: is an erection you have whilst at work. However its only known as an 'executive' if you wear a suit to work.

Sitting at your desk, doing some spreadsheets. Then the hot girl from Marketing walks in. BOOM. Executive.

by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010

Stealth trousers

These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.

They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.

Oh shit dude, I wish I was wearing my stealth trousers right about now!

by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010