Definitions by Hankity Pankity

ballpark nachos 

The crusty flakes that fall off an unwashed taint.

That hooker hadn't washed in at least a week, there's ballpark nachos all over my sheets.

ballpark nachos by Hankity Pankity August 14, 2017

educatuon 

The result of failed internal policy resulting in a profoundly unintelligent populace.

"Betsy DeVos is the president of the Educatuon system. I think. Maybe."

educatuon by Hankity Pankity April 18, 2017

dweelo 

The act of sitting down on the toilet with both the seat and the lid raised, usually accidentally, so one's posterior contacts the cold porcelain bowl.

It was dark in my bathroom, and I accidentally dweeloed

dweelo by Hankity Pankity October 3, 2009